The following is a post I wrote for a place I sometimes write a little of the funny for ... but in this case they decided the penis-funny was a bit too cockified for the likes of them. Not everyone is into the dirty talk. Myself, I think it's all about consent. But for now, I present this dated, naughty, cockified post that should have run a week ago and didn't. Take a great big bite, and enjoy: Men, De-briefed By Susie Moloney There’s always an abundance of cock and bull in the media, but the last few weeks have proven that size must matter, because there’s suddenly been a tonne of it. It’s been a month of cock ups. And cocks down, truth be told, starting with the landmark study which found that women prefer larger penises during sex. “I never would have gues...
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