The following is a post I wrote for a place I sometimes write a little of the funny for ... but in this case they decided the penis-funny was a bit too cockified for the likes of them. Not everyone is into the dirty talk. Myself, I think it's all about consent. But for now, I present this dated, naughty, cockified post that should have run a week ago and didn't. Take a great big bite, and enjoy: Men, De-briefed By Susie Moloney There’s always an abundance of cock and bull in the media, but the last few weeks have proven that size must matter, because there’s suddenly been a tonne of it. It’s been a month of cock ups. And cocks down, truth be told, starting with the landmark study which found that women prefer larger penises during sex. “I never would have guessed,” said no one. This month, the poor, benighted dick is suddenly a cousin you haven’t seen in five years: now you can’t take your eyes off it, y
My Darlings ... for the next three weeks, I will be posting nice little spells for you to use to improve your life all in honour of the US release on March 27, 2012 (and Canadian paperback, April 10) of my beautiful new novel THE THIRTEEN. Enjoy, and of course, it's all in the name of Entertainment ... or is it? The Use of Everyday Materials In Common Spells From the Big Book of Spells Ladies of Haven Wood Today’s spell is From the section entitled Ambition and Material Success Oh the men in our lives. Handsome, kind, successful, pliable. They can be the perfect addition to your perfectly appointed home, your perfectly manicured yard, your perfectly toned, creamed, scented, sculpted body. Because we look good for our age. Also any age. Isn’t that right girls? When your man first comes on the scene, he’s perfect just the way he is. He just needs a little nudging, a little tweaking, a little encouragement. Very time-consuming. Just start here, and it will move a l